What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No way

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

If the Red Pill is supposed to be so bad, why are so many young men buying into it? What about Red Pill makes it appealing to them?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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