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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:11

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
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So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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